I can’t compete with that?!

You know when your single(?)

lol, like me. And your searching the web at random, mostly social networking sites (eg. Facebook; twitter; tumblr; maybe even youtube) And you come across a cutie, and you out of no where go into creep mode. So you creep their profile, check their profile pic and read their little bio. Maybe you already know her, but still creep her new pro pic. But, anyways. . .

Well on facebook when you see your chick friend, from high school, or past jobs, maybe even just acquaintances. And you see their profile picture with their boyfriend, or perhaps just a close friend. At first glance he just looks like a regular guy. And they look like a regular couple. And you think “Hmmm, Nice. Cute”

Then you think to yourself. “hmm, girls like her likes regular guys like me? maybe I have a chance” then you begin to engage into an even creepier mode. You click on the dudes profile and check out what and how he’s like. ( you know cause that’s what dudes do??)

but then he’s actually all like . . .

And then your all like . . .

Cause you realize he isn't a regular joe like yourself.

And as your flipping through the pro pics, you realize it’s obvious she likes guys like this, cause he’s cocky. . . and then you get discouraged . . .

Sitting there looking all pathetic. And average.

Cause this guy even looks good with clothes on! Like WTF!  He even also looks successful too.(at this point you should stop, But can’t seem too)

You also start to think “Wow, this guy must get a lot of chicks.”

Now your really discouraged.

Cause not only do they look good separate. They look good together. And then your all like “Fuck it, I Can’t compete with this guy”

Your then left sitting their with all these mixed emotions about woman and their interests in douchy looking guys. Especially cocky ones. That say bro and work out all the time.

You know one of those little moments. when your checking facebook and you see a friends facebook pro pic, click it. And see a guy, and you think their boyfriends are just a regular guys quite like yourself. At first glance, he is. But accordingly to his cocky photogentic pro pics. you realize nope, he’s a protien working out douche. and your left there think there’s no way you can compete with a guy like him. (Or is this just me????)

Anyways you shouldn’t feel discouraged. You should use this as a fuel to try better yourself,and look at (or for) someone better than her. And don’t be so hard on yourself. Don’t go and be picky of woman. Those hotties are usually not your type, they maybe appealing to the eye. But let’s face it. Your a loser, a geek. She’s not going to like your Anime watching, figure collecting, star wars watching-self. Not to mention J-Idol watching and K-pop listening lifestyle. She wants those douchy guys who cares about their cars and physical physique. She, is in fact the opposite a douchy guy. She’s I guess maybe a bitch (the opposite?).  But hey that’s not their fault nor is it yours for being the way you are.

So when you find someone like your type, you should try and stay within your lifestyle of woman, and not those fake looking girls. But maybe your into that, I’m just saying. We all want what we can’t have. But you never know, that geek girl just might be a hottie. And who does cosplay 😛 (but thats a long shot).

I’ve heard a saying (and actually have a hot girl say this to me once) “The geek always gets the girl in the end.” (maybe in movies, but this is real life). But keep that in mind, it just might happen ^^

I would like to think so.

And maybe he will be the one with the expression . . .

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